The dumbest armour in PC gaming history

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In games, it’s often tough to tell what the blacksmith was thinking.

Evil fashion disasters don’t get much worse than this. Where do we even start? Not only does it suffer from the standard sexy-armour problem of drawing attention to some of the worst places to be shot with an arrow, it’s clearly a size too small. And what’s with that Knightmare helmet? Not only can’t she see, those horns are going to get caught in literally everything. Just… no."Other than the fact that you can't see...

"But as an entertainment, they had forms of the joust in central Europe where they had components of the armor that were rigged so that when you got hit by a lance in a jousting pass, parts would fly away. Pop off, shoot up into the air. They had shields they'd wear on their left shoulder designed to explode into different pieces. So you see that component even in the period, designed to enhance the viewership of the joust.

Craig's take:"In the conditions they'd be fighting in, if they're down in the Southwest, having lighter materials that don't heat up in the sun would be good. Metal armor gets very hot in the sun. The Romans took over most of their known world with skirts on, so it's not anything to sneeze at. Having elements on their chest, metal plates, is also, many cultures did that. It looks like he's using hubcaps to get that Disney look.

 

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Let's be honest...

😂

You mean Oblivion's horse armor?

To be fair, Full Havel/Knight Lautrec's armor and this 'spoon' top were my PVP gear.

Oblivion's horse armor is pretty up there tho... lol

Vidya gymes. No one cares about their impracticality...

Now days, there's no woman in games, just mans body everywhere... Man and trans... The woman body has vanished from games... And movies too... That woke shit is there to make your mind... You are no allowed to like woman's body... That s BS

L list… started about stupid looking armors then went after women like everyone else

The blacksmith was horny

mmmm tiddies

Here's an idea: Make games fun and appealing to the audience. Feminists and other like-minded activists are not, and never will be, the audience, so why pander to them?

Nah it's pretty easy to figure out what the blacksmith was thinking.

Come on, we all know what the Black Smith was thinking with female armour

It’s a video game.

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